Friday, October 8, 2010

Case 39 (2010)

This one stars renee zellweger (murder in the heartland) and a little girl played by Jodelle Ferland. also there's this guy who i thought was robert dinero for a sec but it turns out it wasn't him

these aren't the same people. dont even really look that much alike

the story starts with the girl at her parents house. her parents are cannibals and are planning to eat her. they throw her in the oven and start licking their lips. renee doesn't like that so she has her parents go to an insane asylum. renee's maternal clock was ticking pretty loud so she snatched up the kid as her own. after this the story starts getting a little confusing for me. i grabbed some taco bell before the movie so i was making frequent bathroom trips so i missed a few scenes.

after "dropping some kids off at school" (liquid kids) i noticed this guy had wasps flying out of his head. what the heck! also suddenly renee doesn't like her kid anymore. guess she kinda rushed into the whole wanting a kid thing. things progress as renee hates her kid more and more and i check into the bathroom a few more times and when i came back the theater was empty. guess they stopped the movie early or something.

Renee Zellweger in "Case 29" 2010 paramount pictures

there are a few confusing things about this movie (besides renee's own confusion about whether she wants kids or not). There aren't any cell phones harldy at all. There's all these old corded phones and gigantic cordless phones. also theres a school bus in the movie and i noticed the people who make them call themselves blue bird. what the heck? why not yellow bird buses are yellow???

so the story about a mom who rushes into having a kid but soon learns its tough and tries to get rid of it is pretty interesting but because of those two points i just mentioned i'm going to have to give it my lowest rating ** two stars

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