Here's my impressions on the upcoming selection of movies hollywood is sending our way. As usual, your money would be better spent dumped in the gutter than seeing any of these duds!!!!
The Green Hornet (opening Jan. 18th) - Another movie based off a TV show. Expect the same jokes/stories/action sequences but with rap music and references to Paris Hilton and The Kardashians.
The Company of Men (Opening Jan 21st) - It's a gay coming of age movie. Not really my thing and it's probably trying to get the same public reaction/free publicity as Brokeback mountain.
No Stings Attached (Opening Jan 21st) - A rock opera based off the N'Snyc album of the same name. Was this really necessary? It's definitely about 10 years too late. Who's idea was this???
Evangerion shin gekijôban: Ha (Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance) - another weird anime from japan. isnt this fad over??? when are they going to stop importing this stuff?? Just look at that name, what the heck? Who would want to see that??
Ong Bak 3 (opening Jan. 14th) - I have no idea what the heck this title means. Isn't very catchy is it? you'll sound like an idiot when you go up to the ticket booth. Forget about inviting a girl to see it w/you because as soon as you utter that title she'll be running the other way! And this is the third in the series? what the heck?? ive never even heard of this thing... that's how bad it is two movies have come and gone with no one noticing. Who the heck financed this?
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