except for one; ThanksKilling. A movie about what happens when the turkey fights back. I thought this sounded like a great horror flick and excitedly downloaded it from my favorite torrent site (piratebay)
Unfortunately this movie blows!!!! There's like NO budget. TTo celebrate the first Thanksgiving movie they could have at least went to the bank and got a loan or something instead of just all putting their christmas bonuses from Long John Silvers together and producing this turd!!!
Not only does the movie look cheap (the turkey is a handpuppet!!!! and poorly made too has anyone involved with the movie even seen a turkey??/) but also it's totally unbelievable, even by horror movie standards. There's a scene where the turkey kills one of the character's father and then just slices his face off and puts it over his, but still leaves his turkey body. and no one notices! did they ever stop to think about how that would never possibly happen IRL (in real life)???
THIS is what a turkey looks like! mail this image to the "film makers'' who did this movie ASAP!!!
Then the whole movie focuses on finding out the ellaberate way to kill the turkey and do it. then they do it and surprise! the turkey is back again!!!!!!!! Then they set it up for a sequel! I HATE WHen movies do that!! Especially when the firs tmovie is so terrible!!!!
This movie is a total disgrase not only to the horror genre, but to the first Thanksgiving movie. If done well it could have become a family tradition nationwide! But it wont now! Also it's like barely over an hour long. Were they even trying??? What a waste of my time. I'm giving this b(t)i(u)rd my lowest possible rating, ** two stars
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