Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (part one)

Harry potter's first book was first published in 1997. It's now 2010 and we're still hearing about this dork!!!!!!!! Hollywood is trying to squeeze all the money out of this one as possible. In fear of having to think of a new idea to fill their future filming schedules they did something desperate. They split up the last book into two movies. what the heck????? Also since it's been so long popularity is starting to fall fast and there's lots of annoying things they threw in this movie to try and get a new crowd in.

Nothing really happens in this movie. They walk around and talk a lot, and every now and then the director wakes up and throws in some short lived action scenes. The most action packed part of the movie was the credits, the way they flew from the bottom of the screen to the top almost took my breath away after watching this snoozer!!!!!

This whole movie felt like DVD out takes of stuff that should have been cut, but they (hollywood USA) decided to bloat this dud as fat as they could in order to get two for the price of one! Scenes of Harry going somewhere to give his parents grave some flowers, Harry and Hermione's five minute dance scene, Harry digging a hole, Rons entire nap and pretty much the rest of this movie could have been cut. It went no where!!!!!!!!!!

There was also a lot of stuff they threw in to try and get the Twilight fans in theater seats. They added a lot of shirtless scenes of Harry and Ron (which grossed me the heck out!!) and a nude scene with Harry and Hermione making out. They also threw in the word "Twilight" several times, even making a big deal about the words use to make people really notice!! Was that really necessary??? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




your average twilight fan

Another thing that bothered me was You could easily tell a girl wrote the books because all the men characters seem weak compared to Hermione (who's name isn't too different from Heroine) and the evil Bellatrix Lestrange who makes the weak men counterparts tremble when she's around. Sounds like someone had daddy issues!!!!!! (btw i just check and JK is divorced. No surprise there!)




enjoy the single life!

So in summary, this movie sufferes from being split in two, lots of useless "Twighlight" references, and some weird feminist propoganda. This film certainly deserves my lowest possible rating, ** two stars.