Clerks (1994)

Someone left this "movie" sitting out in the street (vhs, luckily i still have a vhs player) so i decided to pick it up and pop it in and see what its all about. Was only like an hour and a half, didnt have anything to lose right???

wrong! right away i noticed it wasnt in color. i figured it was some b-movie from the 50s or some "classic film". no! it was made in 1994?? what the heck... something seemed fishy here (weren't any fish in the movie, just thought it was odd that it was in black and white.) I guess they thought it'd be "cute" to do it in black and white like movies used to be. dunno why, seemed stupid as heck. they probably could have colorized it with one quarter thrown in the nearest pay phone with a call placed to ted turner. i heard he liked doing stuff like that (old people get weird hobbies when they retire, i dunno...)

someone please attatch them to an email and forrward it to the writers of this movie!

this "mnovie"only focused on two dudes cussing the whole time. did the director really think people wanted to watch a couple of guys cuss for an hour and a half? if they were just trying to make a quick buck from brainless movie goers they probably could have made even more had they just set out a curse jar and avoided the whole film production process!!!!

i didnt really pay a whole lot of attention to the film because i was too busy trying to adjust the settings on my tv to make it color. the best i got was turning it all black so i didnt have to see it. eventually i hit mute and it got a whole lot better!!!!

since this filkm was a low budget swear fest i cant imagine awarding it anything higher than my lowest possible score, ** two stars. thanks for reading!